Ellen Degeneres is the greatest because she doesn’t insult anyone but she doesn’t tiptoe around anything either and she includes everyone and she makes people feel good about themselves while poking fun at them and this is the kind of comedy that should be embraced at award shows not misogynistic songs about breasts
date idea: take me to ikea and play hide and seek with me
"ugh why do girls show so much skin? it’s sexier to leave more to the imagination" ok then i’ll leave you to imagine that i actually care about your opinion on how i dress
puberty is so fucked up girls shed their inner organs and boys get to have orgasms in their sleep
"tired" isn’t even a temporary state for me anymore it’s just an inherent part of my personality at this point
Meet the World’s Smallest Rabbit.
Columbia Basin Pygmy Rabbits are the world’s smallest and among the rarest.
All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win